Maybe if Tumblr would quit slacking and implement some of Missing e’s features, its users wouldn’t have to resort to using browser extensions.

Uhhh…

*brain asplode*

note to jim carrey, if you’re gonna perv on emma stone… this is how it’s done.

and I got this very helpful letter from my landlord. Here’s the story. I informed them yesterday, May 9th, that I wanted to move out by July 1st. The letter that I got from them had the following passage, emphasis mine:

As you are aware, your current lease requires a minimum sixty (60) days written notice (equal to two full calendar months), which shall be effective only on the first of of the month prior to the end of your lease term in order to be eligible for a security deposit refund. Since you did not fulfill this requirement, your security deposit will not be eligible for a refund. You may want to extend your notice at this time so that it fulfills the requirement by contacting our office in writing.

What the fuck does this mean? Do I need to say that I’m moving out on July 7th? Or do I have to wait until August 1st to move? Or even worse, my yearly lease ends on April 30th, so do they expect me to continue paying rent for 11 months to get that refund? It’s almost as if the landlord is purposely making this confusing so that I’ll forfeit my security deposit. Almost. [/eye roll]

Filed under: Things I never thought I’d ever hear my father say.

i’ll give you a hint, it’s probably not going to be scream 4.

The most profitable company ever and they’re charging $3.29 a gallon. Fuck you, Exxon/Mobil.

WTF, Mother Nature?

Dear TV Academy, Why doesn’t John Noble have an Emmy award yet?

keith olbermann just resigned from msnbc on air minutes ago.

maaaaatthew:

The legendary Eagle Man insurance commercial.

Where I found it: pro wrestling message board (I’m as shocked as you are)

How this affected my life: I say “I‘ve got something for you!” all the time. Nobody knows what I’m referring to. Then I shit out an egg.

what. the. fuck?

Cablevision & Fox… fuck you both very much.

Part of me is like \o/ but a bigger part of me is like >_< …

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LOL, I’m explaining tonight’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon & this is so LaToya ( fergaliciousdef ) right now.

It was pretty “WTF?!” worthy though: Kevin Kline, Chase Crawford talking about his new movie with 50 Cent (but not talking about what else he did this summer) and a performance by HANSON of all people.

“Is this real life,” indeed.