…if you’re such a High Horse Gym Douchebag that you openly complain about too many people being at the gym after New Years, then you are the biggest type of dickhead on this planet. Forget about the fact that you’re already a meathead of the highest degree.

Forget the fact that you walk around with a gallon of water with fingerless leather gloves grunting like you’re the only person in the room. But now you’re such a fucking whiny prissy meathead you’re complaining that there are too many people in your presence while you lift your weights.

Instead of your usual 3 hour gym session now its 3 and a half hours because there are other people around you. Oh no brah! I gotta share the bench with someone whos not as hardcore as I am! Fuck this brah! You’re not as brolic as me! YOU DON’T WORK OUT DURING WARM WEATHER MONTHSSSSSS!