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I want to be as awesome as @FakeDanSavage when I grow up.
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If you can’t understand this, there’s pretty much no hope for you whatsoever.
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Posted on December 8, 2011 with 55 notes
Source: youtube.com
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I mean SERIOUSLY. Given a choice between:
1) supporting an entirely uncontroversial speech that decried the state-sponsored KILLING AND IMPRISONMENT OF INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR THEIR REAL OR PERCEIVED SEXUAL ORIENTATION (which of course no GOP presidential hopeful would dare, because it was Hillary Clinton doing the speechifying and all of these people are children), or
2) saying nothing,
Rick Perry went to his tool shed and BUILT door number three, which is OPENLY SYMPATHIZING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO KILL AND IMPRISON INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR THEIR REAL OR PERCEIVED SEXUAL ORIENTATION, and then opened the fuck out of it in about 9 seconds.Rick Perry said: “There is ground to be gained in this race for THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA by presenting myself as someone who OPENLY SYMPATHIZES WITH THE PEOPLE WHO KILL AND IMPRISON INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR THEIR REAL OR PERCEIVED SEXUAL ORIENTATION, so I’d better hurry up and grab that spot.” And maybe not figuratively!
Man oh man. I am not prone to statements such as these, but: Rick Perry, you are a baboon. And any conservative who thinks gay people should be ALLOWED TO REMAIN ALIVE- to say nothing of actual gay conservative groups like Log Cabin and GOProud, whose silence is the loudest thing I’ve ever heard and I have seen My Bloody Valentine live- y’all better start speaking up RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
THIS. All of this.
Posted on December 6, 2011 via American Aquarium Drinker with 183 notes
Source: daveholmes
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Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an 8-year-old
And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:





Watch the video:
The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.
Wow, bravo little dude, bravo.
I want to give this kid a high-five and a hug.
(via laughterkey)
Posted on December 6, 2011 via Cognitive Dissonance with 28,442 notes
Source: cognitivedissonance
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(via doctorwho)
Posted on August 27, 2011 via Beaver Paralyser with 12,231 notes
Source: paralysedbeaver
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If you think that me allowing my son to be a female character for Halloween is somehow going to ‘make’ him gay then you are an idiot. Firstly, what a ridiculous concept. Secondly, if my son is gay, OK. I will love him no less. Thirdly, I am not worried that your son will grow up to be an actual ninja so back off.
-Nerdy Apple Bottom
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Yea… pretty much.


