January 2011
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As I get ready to celebrate my 28th trip around...
Are you the kind of person who: Obsesses over the fact that your birthday is approaching? Doesn’t keep track of when your birthday is? Pretends that you haven’t had a birthday in years? I think I’m the 2nd. I really hadn’t given it much thought until I realized that February starts tomorrow. Also, I think it’s possible to go from one to another, do you?
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dear oscar gods,
can we retcon this so that colin firth won for a deserving performance last year, and jeff bridges can do the same this year? that’d be super. thanks.
Jan 31st
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oh hey, look. it's another award for colin firth.
*yawn*
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Dear Christian Bale,
Thanks for the haircut. Would a shave be too much to ask before Oscar night? Love, The World
Jan 31st
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"Helloooooooooo, Jon Hamm!"
Jan 31st
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Listen, E!
I realize Ryan Seacrest is a busy man. That being said, I would rather watch Ross Matthews host the whole show than Giuliana Rancic. Celebrities hate her (see: Jesse Eisenberg), she asks uninteresting questions and the woman doesn’t even know what EGOT stands for. She must be stopped. Here’s an idea, bring Joan Rivers back onto the carpet.
Jan 30th
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Rachel McAdams for Lois Lane. This is a Morning Glory appreciation blog.
Jan 30th
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that’s a whole lotta -berg on one stage.
Jan 30th
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“Lana: Ugh, that is so classic her. Chasing a billionaire while we could all be...”
– Archer, “Swiss Miss”
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erockappel: juliavickerman: listgenerator: Black Swan Effects Reel WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. *Also, there’s some spoilers in here. Incredible. This really is incredible!  I knew there were a lot of effects in Black Swan, but this is pretty mind blowing.  MOVIES ARE BULLSHIT, MAN!  Wonderful, wonderful bullshit! Watching this movie, some of the effects are so seamless. I’m...
Jan 28th
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leslie knope’s spirit song
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“You had me at Meat Tornado.”
– Ron Effing Swanson Parks & Recreation, “The Flu”
Jan 28th
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ugh, really?
Just got a facebook invite for my 10 year HS reunion in August. How the hell am I going to get super successful and hot by then?
Jan 27th
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aculturedkid: 360° Interactive Video The internet never fails to amaze me. Holy crap. (tip: click on the video as it plays and drag the mouse around)
Jan 27th
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Just getting around to this week's White Collar
levyontv: Wow, you guys weren’t kidding. Kate is awful. I just realized White Collar has been back for 2 weeks. My reaction was “oh, huh.” What is it about USA shows that tend to hook me and then lose me a season & a half later? The only one I’ve watched to its completion is The 4400.
Jan 27th
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Can it be spring yet? Please? That groundhog better not see it’s shadow next week…
Jan 27th
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Yes, Chick-fil-A Says, We Explicitly Do Not Like... →
corycorybobory: ty-jack: Chick-fil-A, do you have any idea how many gays love your food!?  You’re killin’ me right now… that’s fine, I’ll just get my chicken nuggets elsewhere. like gay friendly Mcdonalds. your loss chick-fil-gay I stopped eating Chick-fil-A back in 2003, it’s not exactly like any of their fundie bullshit is a secret. I mean, they close their restaurants on Sundays!
Jan 27th
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attention tumblr/twitter:
I need an animated gif of Randy Jackson punching Molly DeWolf Swensen (Harvard/White House girl). I laughed entirely too hard at that. I’m not proud of myself.
Jan 27th
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quantasalmastenho asked: Fave ways of dealing with the nipple hardening cold?
Jan 26th
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“Fuck you, Kings of Leon. They’re self-centered assholes. They missed the big...”
– Ryan Murphy, from The Hollywood Reporter What the… I mean, does he really…. Just huh? (Also, Mr. Murphy, what you really do is make a show completely devoid of continuity, female characters who can exist without a male counterpart, and that is progressively going off the rails. Or, as you know it,...
Jan 26th
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83rd Annual Academy Awards
Nominees I’ve Already Seen: Alice in Wonderland Black Swan Blue Valentine Day & Night The Fighter Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 How to Train Your Dragon Inception Iron Man 2 The Kids Are All Right The King’s Speech Salt The Social Network Tangled Toy Story 3 Tron: Legacy True Grit Nominees I Need to See: 127 Hours Animal Kingdom Another Year Biutiful Hereafter The...
Jan 25th
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Things that are super annoying:
Taking a nap and having your uvula swell to twice its normal size because it’s irritated from your snoring. I feel like I’m on the verge of choking every time I swallow. Hate it!
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“life is not a play, its what we make of the people we love”
– the format, “snails”
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